It’s just orange juice, try it.
3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

She's kind of cute
I want to bang her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her
She won't blow me

I need you
My hand is tired

I had her
I had (wet dreams about) her all week.

I really want to get to know you better
...so we can do what I tell my friends we do already.

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
Is my penis really that small?

You're the only girl I've ever cared about
You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me

I want you back
...for tonight anyway

We've been through so much together
If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity

I miss you so much

I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good

No, I do not want to dance right now
Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on

The break-up should not start for another 24 hours
I want to have sex a few more times

I am different from all the other guys
I am not circumcised

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